Are you extra embarrassing than Richard Madeley? Take our quiz

RICHARD Madeley has set the bar excessive for embarrassing behaviour. Discover out in case you have overtaken him with this quiz.

How do you speak?

A) Utilizing my vocal cords and mouth like each different human being.

B) In a bizarre caricature of regular speech. It’s each embarrassing and compelling and turns interviews into the proverbial automobile crash. Similar to my subsequent visitor, who was in a 16-car pile-up. So Jenny, you’re not useless then?

Do you wish to play satan’s advocate?

A) Typically, if I’m bored and have had a few pints.

B) Ah, now, that’s very fascinating, as a result of don’t you assume the time period ‘satan’s advocate’ could possibly be offensive to minority teams like Satanists or Hell’s Angels? Hmm? That is an extremely vital level I’m making.

How do you talk about delicate matters?

A) With the respect and gravity they deserve.

B) By relating an individual’s story of real struggling to a trivial, barely related anecdote all about me. This at all times cheers everybody up when, for instance, I evaluate being wrongly imprisoned in Saudi Arabia for six years with getting caught in my rest room.

How do you deal with opposing views?

A) I at all times hear the opposite particular person out. I’d study one thing.

B) Aggressively belittle them, nonetheless breathtakingly ignorant I’m in regards to the topic. Like with that Simply Cease Oil protester. Everybody is aware of you want oil to make vehicles go. What are you going to do, put milk in them? Silly lady.

Do you’ve gotten any self-awareness in any respect?

A) Sure. If something I’ve an excessive amount of. It’s debilitating.

B) I’m conscious that individuals say I’m like a real-life Alan Partridge, which is flattering as a result of he’s highly regarded with an extended broadcasting profession.

ANSWERS

Principally As: Sorry, you sound like a well-adjusted human being, which suggests you’re nowhere close to as embarrassing as Richard Madeley. Strive internet hosting a rigged phone-in quiz or telling your daughter she was an accident to be extra like him.

Principally Bs: You’re Richard Madeley, aren’t you? Taking a quiz about your self is the type of factor you’d do. You have got ascended to a brand new aircraft of un-self-awareness.