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Each weekday, Peter Barron performs the Headline Problem on the BBC Tees breakfast present.
He chooses a narrative from someplace around the globe, comes up with a headline, and challenges the BBC Tees listeners to consider a greater one.
Factors are awarded by an “unbiased adjudicator”, with double factors for track titles, movies, books and stage exhibits.
Be careful for posts on Twitter and Fb for every day’s story and provides it a go.
WEEK 1
Jan 4: A person has bounced again from being made redundant from his earlier job, attributable to Covid, by touchdown a job as a scuba-diving waiter at an underwater resort in Florida. Thane Milhoan delivers prospects’ orders in a water-tight field.
Pete: COME DIVE WITH ME (2)
BBC Tees: LIVE AND LET DINE (0)
Jan 5: An adolescent takes to social media to disclose how he was left red-faced after studying French to ask out a lady he fancied – solely to find she was German.
Pete: LUST IN TRANSLATION (4)
BBC Tees: I CAN’T HELP FRAULEIN IN LOVE WITH YOU (4)
Jan 6: Shepherd Wiebke Schmidt-Kochan has proven his assist for the vaccination programme in Germany by herding 700 sheep and goats into the form of a syringe.
Pete: I WANT EWE VAXED, I WANT EWE VAXED, I WANT EWE VAXED FOR GOOD (6)
BBC Tees: HAVE THEY GONE INTO FLOCKDOWN? (4)
Jan 7: Scientists in Israel have educated goldfish to drive a automotive round a room — and steer in direction of fishy treats. Boffins at Ben-Gurion College have found that fish can manouvre a specifically designed Fish Operated Automobile (FOV) by swimming in sure instructions in a small tank mounted rather than a driver’s seat.
Pete: BABY, YOU CAN DRIVE MY CARP (8)
BBC Tees: A FISH CALLED HONDA (6)
WEEK 2
Jan 10: In tribute to a Chilean ex-footballer, his coffin was positioned on the pitch & a team-mate kicked the ball towards it so it rebounded into the purpose.
Pete: DEAD-BALL SPECIALIST (0)
BBC Tees: ‘OVER ‘ERE SON, ON ME DEAD (1)
Jan 11: Girl is dumped by her boyfriend as a result of he found she was feeding him plant-based meals he thought was meat.
Pete: VEGAN WORK IT OUT (2)
BBC: CONNED BEEF (2)
Jan 12: A girl known as Alice has revealed that her boyfriend has given her an ultimatum to eliminate her cat — as a result of he is allergic to moggies.
Pete: IF YOU LEAVE MIAOW (4)
BBC: WHY DO YOU HAVE TABBY A HEARTBREAKER? (4)
Jan 13: Pope Francis has proven his right down to earth facet by coming out to a music store in Rome to purchase a CD.
Pete: I WANNA LIVE LIKE COMMON PAPAL (4)
BBC: POPE MUSIK (6)
Jan 14: A cat named Lollipop has been formally adopted as a part of a ship’s crew. Lollipop’s mom was a stray who sneaked onto the Turkish vessel to present start. Now, Lollipop sails the world, attending crew conferences, and having fun with visiting native ports, earlier than leaping again on board.
Pete: ON THE GOOD SHIP – LOLLIPOP (6)
BBC: KITTEN ON THE DOCK OF THE BAY (6)
WEEK 3
Jan 17: Practice driver Sarah Chipperfield is entertaining commuters on the London Underground by singing to them throughout their journeys.
Pete: FOOL IF YOU THINK IT’S OVAL (0)
BBC: I’M SINGING ON THE TRAIN (4)
Jan 18: Motorists in Tennessee had been greeted with the sight of the world’s largest frying pan being transported alongside the street on the again of a lorry. The 18-feet extensive forged iron pan has been made as an attraction for a museum.
Pete: BACON THE SPEED LIMIT (1)
BBC: A LITTLE BIT OF FRY AND LORRY (6)
Jan 19: Londoner Freddie Beckitt is charging £20 an hour to face in queues for wealthy folks so they do not have to attend in line themselves to purchase tickets for exhibits.
Pete: LINE OF DUTY (1)
BBC: IN THE LINE OF HIRE (8)
January 20: Misplaced cat Barnaby is reunited with proprietor Rachael Lawrence after she heard his distinctive cry whereas she was on the telephone to her vet. Rachael, of Braintree, was calling the vet about her different cat when she heard Barnaby within the background. He’d been introduced in as a stray after being lacking for eight months.
Pete: HELLO, IS IT MIAOW YOU’RE LOOKING FOR (3)
BBC: RETURN OF THE CAT (8)
January 21: Police in Toronto are looking for a thief who stole an $8,000 guitar by hiding it in his trousers. The criminal was caught on CCTV pushing the fret down one leg of his trousers whereas overlaying the guitar physique together with his jacket.
Pete: PANT MUSIC (5)
BBC: ERIC CLAPTOMANIAC (9)
WEEK 4
January 24: Volunteers have rescued Millie, the runaway Jack Russell, from the rising tide on mudflats at Havant, in Hampshire, by luring her to security by tying freshly-cooked sausages to a drone.
Pete: COME FRY WITH ME (0)
BBC: UP, UP AND A STRAY (2)
January 25: A robotic vacuum cleaner made a daring escape from a Cambridge Travelodge, earlier than getting caught in a bush.
Pete: HOOVER ON UP, YOU’RE HOOVER ON OUT, TIME TO BREAK FREE, NOTHIN’ CAN STOP ME! (2)
BBC: HEY SUCKER, WHAT HOTEL’S GOT INTO YOU (2)
January 26: A pair’s plans to get married are in jeopardy as a result of one needs to have a Titanic-themed wedding ceremony, whereas the opposite hates the thought. The groom-to-be has taken to social media to disclose his fiance needs the venue to be adorned just like the ship’s eating room, with an ice berg wedding ceremony cake, and the primary dance to be the Celine Dion’s My Coronary heart Will Go On.
Pete: HOW DEEP IS YOUR LOVE? (2)
BBC: ICE ICE MAYBE (4)
January 27: Trains on the London Underground have been delayed after a cussed swan planted itself on the tracks and refused to budge for an hour.
Pete: MIND THE FLAP (3)
BBC: CYGNET FAILURE (4)
January 28: A 90-year-old lung fish, known as Methuselah, is considered the world’s oldest fish in an aquarium. Methuselah, who lives in a museum in San Francisco, is a bit choosy about his meals however enjoys having his tummy rubbed.
Pete: THE CLOSEST FIN TO HEAVEN (3)
BBC: THE OLDEST SWIMMER IN TOWN (6)
WEEK 5
January 31: A priest in Italy has been fined 2,000 Euros for driving locals mad together with his extreme bell ringing. Don Leonardo Guerri was responsible of ringing the bells at his church in Florence 200 occasions a day. He can now solely ring them for the decision to mass and for the final service of the day at 6pm.
Pete: FINE OF THE CHIMES (2)
BBC: FINE AFTER CHIMES (0)
February 1: Iranian man Abolfazl Saber Mokhtari has damaged the world document by balancing 85 spoons on totally different components of his physique. The earlier document was 64, held by Marcos Ruiz Ceballos from Spain.
Pete: A CUTLERY ABOVE THE REST (3)
BBC: STIR CRAZY (0)
February 2: A lightning bolt in America has been confirmed because the longest ever recorded. The bolt leapt 477 miles between clouds in Texas and Mississippi.
Pete: FLASH! F-A-A-R! (5)
BBC: INSANE BOLT (1)
February 3: Scots dad Derek Marr is to get a tattoo of a restaurant proprietor’s face in return for a lifetime’s provide of pies. The tattoo will characteristic the face of Lynette Shields, who owns Netties cafe, which specialises in pies made in Irn Bru sauce. Derek is not saying the place the tat will go on his physique however has hinted it is perhaps his bum.
Pete: TAT’S THE WAY – AH HA, AH, HA – PIE LIKE IT (7)
BBC: CRUST THE TATTOO OF US (1)
February 4: A person who was despatched out by his spouse to purchase a cooked hen for dinner received $100,000 after shopping for a Lottery scratchcard within the retailer in Maryland.
Pete: SOME GUYS HAVE ALL THE CLUCK (9)
BBC: WINNER, WINNER, CHICKEN DINNER (2)
WEEK 6
February 7: No-nonsense builders, engaged on the restoration of Kiora Corridor, an historic constructing in Stockton, have been spooked by ghostly goings-on. Two plumbers even ran out of the constructing, locked the gates, and refused to return. It seems the refurbishment has stirred up legendary Gray Woman.
Pete: GHOULS OF THE TRADE (0)
BBC: ME AND JULIO DOWN BY THE GHOULD-YARD (2)
February 8: Police in Georgia are encouraging locals to take Valentine’s Day revenge on former companions by “grassing” on them in the event that they’ve damaged the regulation.
Pete: THE CROOK OF LOVE (2)
BBC: PAROLING ON THE DEEP (2)
February 9: Within the run-up to Valentine’s Day, David Largie, a Marvin Gaye impersonator, has been introduced in by Trentham Monkey Forest, at Stoke-on-Trent, to encourage the inhabitants to get within the temper for the mating season. David not solely sings Marvin Gaye hits however every kind of affection songs.
Pete: I HEARD IT THROUGH THE APE VINE (2)
BBC: LET’S GET IT KONG (4)
February 10: A snowboarding clergyman has wowed spectators in Michigan. Canon Jean Baptiste Commins dazzled in his cassock as he whizzed down the ski slopes at Mount Brighton, pulling off professional-level methods.
Pete: A SLIDE WITH ME (2)
BBC: SLIP, SLIDING AND PRAY (6)
February 11: A pleasant pet pig known as Roddy escaped from an allotment and ended up in a County Durham boozer. Roddy needed to be coaxed out with a packet of cheese and onion crisps.
Pete: THE HOG ON THE WINE IS ALL SWINE ALL SWINE (2)
BBC: SQUEAL ALE (7)
WEEK 7
February 14: A Blackpool butchers is marking Valentine’s Day with particular heart-shaped burgers and sirloin steaks. Romantics are additionally being inspired to make use of the entrance window at Steve Hope Butchers to show heart-shaped messages of affection to their sweethearts.
Pete: SOMEDAY MY MINCE WILL COME (2)
BBC: I CAN’T LIVE IF LIVER IS WITHOUT YOU (2)
February 15: A safety guard on his first day working at a Russian artwork gallery has defaced a worthwhile portray by drawing eyes in biro on faceless figures as a result of he received bored. The guard has now been sacked from The Yeltsin Centre at Yekaterinburg.
Pete: YOU’RE FOR THE EYE JUMP (3)
BBC: FROM BIRO TO GIRO (2)
February 15: A survey has proven that cheese is among the greatest aphrodisiacs – and the smellier the higher.
Pete: AND THEN I SAW HER FACE – NOW I’M A BRIE-LOVER (3)
BBC: FIFTY SHADES OF GRUYERE (6)
February 17: Eight orphaned piglets have grow to be stars after being relocated on a seashore in Mexico. The seashore at Progreso has been renamed “Pig Seashore” as a result of reputation of the piglets which get pleasure from roaming across the sand, befriending vacationers, sunbathing and swimming within the sea.
Pete: BABE WATCH (7)
BBC: TROTTERS INDEPENDENT WADING COMPANY (6)
February 18: Vacationer Alex Banky grabbed a chance to present a 45-tonne whale a kiss when it breached proper subsequent to a boat-load of vacationers in Magdalena Bay, Mexico.
Pete: WHA-A-A-A-A-A-A-LE – YOU KNOW YOU MAKE ME WANNA POUT (9)
BBC: MOBY KISS (6)
WEEK 8
February 21: A Devon man had specific cause to curse Storm Eunice – when excessive winds blew his wig off. Video has gone viral of Simon Wilkes chasing his hair-piece throughout a carpark in Barnstaple whereas his pal is heard laughing.
Pete: THE MAN’S HAIR IS BLOWING IN THE WIND (0)
BBC: ANOTHER RUG KITES IN GUST (2)
February 22: Solely Fools and Horses superfan Steve Holloway was given a send-off themed round his favorite sit-com. Steve’s coffin was carried in a yellow Reliant Robin by way of Basildon, with Batman and Robin main the cortege. The coffin additionally had the phrases “This fashion up, you plonker” on the highest.
Pete: ONLY FOOLS AND HEARSES (2)
BBC: NO INCOME TAX, NO VAT, NO COMING BACK, THAT’S GUARANTEED (2)
February 23: Chef Kim Lariviere has informed how a lot she loves her job, cooking bare at a naturist resort in Ontario – however says scorching fats splashing from the frying pan could be painful for her and her male colleagues.
Pete: NUDE GLORIOUS NUDE – HOT SAUSAGE AND MUSTARD! (2)
BBC: SPLASH – AAAAAAAGH! (4)
February 24: A pair known as Kenny and Marne tied the knot in Colorado at 2.22pm on 2/2/2022.
Pete: 2DAY THIS COULD BE THE GREATEST DAY OF OUR LIVES (4)
BBC: EVERYTHING I DO, I DO IT FOR 2 (4)
February 25: Radio presenter Sanny Rudravahala was out reporting for BBC Radio Manchester on Storm Eunice when his spouse Katie known as to say she’d gone into labour. Sanny’s response was broadcast reside and Katie went on to present start to a child lady named Robyn Storm.
Pete: BORN TO BE WILD (6)
BBC: RADIO GOO GOO (4)
WEEK 9
February 28: A person who took his next-door neighbour’s dentures hostage throughout a bitter argument has been ordered to pay $1,829 compensation by a court docket in Canada. Todd King unintentionally spat his dentures over the backyard fence whereas arguing with Bob Bjerregaard. Bob refused handy them again so Todd took him to court docket in British Columbia.
Pete: I WANT CHEW BACK, I WANT CHEW BACK, I WANT CHEW BACK FOR GOOD (0)
BBC: DENTURE WISH YOUR PEARLIES WERE BACK FOR TEA (2)
March 1: A bride in India fainted & refused to go forward together with her wedding ceremony when she noticed the groom was sporting a wig because the ceremony started. She refused to vary her thoughts regardless of repeated appeals.
Pete: I’M JUST BALD BUT, HEY, I LOVE YOU (2)
BBC: HAIR I GO AGAIN ON MY OWN (2)
March 2: Housekeeping and gardening can slash the danger of coronary heart illness and result in an extended life, in line with a examine by the College of California.
Pete: MOP, LOOK, LISTEN TO YOUR HEART (4)
BBC: CHORE-LESTEROL (2)
March 3: A brand new Star Wars themed resort has opened at Disneyworld in Florida and comes with its personal resident inter-galactic pop star.
Pete: OBI-WAN WAY OR ANOTHER (4)
BBC: I WANT CHEWBACKER FOR GOOD (4)
March 4: A person within the Democratic Republic of Congo has married triplets in spite of everything three proposed to him on the identical day. The groom, known as Luwizo, was profiting from the nation’s extra relaxed guidelines on polygamy.
Pete: WITH THIS RING I THREE WED (5)
BBC: ONCE, TWICE, THREE TIMES MY LADY – AND TRY LOVE YOU (4)
WEEK 10
March 7: A motorist stuffed up at a Syndey petrol station whereas sporting nothing however flip-flops and sun shades, then calmly walked in to pay with out batting an eyelid.
Pete: THE FUEL MONTY (4)
BBC: BUMLEADED (0)
Could 8: The World Pasty Championships have returned to The Eden Mission, at Cornwall, after being cancelled final yr as a result of pandemic. The title was received by John Lovejoy, of Plymouth, who has been runner-up 5 occasions beforehand.
Pete: FIRST PASTY THE POST (4)
BBC: GINSTERS PARADISE (2)
March 9: Sylvie Ludlow, 73, was fined £75 for feeding the geese and geese by the River Darent in Dartford. The native council took the motion as a result of she was seen ‘discarding meals and strolling away’ however the high quality has been dropped after an attraction.
Pete: CAUGHT BREAD-HANDED (4)
BBC: NOT GUILTY, MALLARD (3)
March 10: Queensland’s Deputy Premier Stephen Miles was in the course of a televised information convention when an indication language interpreter was pooped on by an owl perched in a tree above his head.
Pete: DON’T PLOP ME NOW – I’M HAVING SUCH A GOOD SIGN (4)
BBC: POOP SCOOP (4)
March 11: A intelligent canine known as Whiskey triggered £4,000 of injury after studying to show the faucets on and flooding his proprietor’s kitchen.
Pete: FLOODHOUND (4)
BBC: WETS AT HOMES (5)
WEEK 11
March 14: Rock star Rod Stewart has been repairing potholes outdoors his Essex mansion “as a result of nobody else could be bothered to do it”.
Pete: THE FIRST RUT IS THE DEEPEST (0)
BBC: YOU REPAIR IT WELL (2)
March 15: With people getting nearer to long-haul house missions to the Moon and Mars, Nasa says it’s contemplating finding out the implications of constructing love in house…
Pete: LUST IN SPACE (0)
BBC: ASTRONAUGHTY (3)
March 16: Idaho man David Rush has set a brand new world document by strolling 3,257 toes with a garden mower balanced on his chin…
Pete: MOW BODY DOES IT BETTER (0)
BBC: Mow Far-ah (4)
March 17: Junior soccer membership Eaglescliffe Elementis has agreed a shir sponsorship deal to advertise the Nice North Air Ambulance Service.
Pete: THEY THINK IT’S ALL HOVER – IT IS NOW (1)
BBC: BLADES OF GLORY (4)
March 18: Analysis performed by psychologist Jo Hemmings on behalf of a meals firm has proven {that a} proportion of {couples} cannot resist having a snack even once they’re getting scorching and steamy within the bed room.
Pete: GET IT ON – HAVE A SCONE – GET IT ON (1)
BBC: A BIT OF HOW’S YOUR STARTER (5)
WEEK 12
March 21: A Wisconsin girl is claiming a brand new world document after discovering a four-leafed clover for 258 consecutive days. Betina Reich began her assortment through the pandemic.
Pete: YOU’RE SIMPLEAF THE BEST (0)
BBC: UNBELIEFABLE (4)
March 22: Marine consultants in San Diego have found that gray whales mate in threesomes – two males and one feminine – and are watched by dolphins throughout their love-making.
Pete: THREESY BLUBBER (2)
BBC: THREE WILLY (4)
March 23: A girl is looking for a thriller man – 10 years after she had his named tattooed on her bum throughout an evening out in Magaluf. Kaylie Williams, from Hereford, met Daniel Forde when he was on a stag night time. A decade on, she’s determined to trace him down, saying: “In any case, I’ve received his title on my bum.”
Pete: BUTT I nonetheless have not discovered BOT I am searching for (4)
BBC: FOOL IF YOU INK IT’S OVER (by Chris Rear) (6)
March 24: An egg manufacturing firm has produced a calendar that includes cockerels and chickens within the guise of film characters.
Pete: COCKY BALBOA (5)
BBC: ARNOLD SCRAMBLED-EGGER (6)
March 25: 252 folks have donned lion costumes to set a brand new world document in Eire. The document try was organised by The Wicklow and District Lions Membership.
Pete: ROARING SUCCESS (5)
BBC: IRISH PRIDE (8)
WEEK 13
March 28: A 34-year-old man has been arrested after operating stark bare throughout the green through the Valspar Golf Championship in Florida. Police say the person was “extremely intoxicated.”
Pete: CRACK KNICKERLESS (1)
BBC: PUTT IT AWAY (0)
March 29: A girl has revealed how an deserted child chicken survived after adopting her as its mom and nesting in her waist-length hair for 84 days. Hannah Bourne Taylor, of Oxfordshire, says she was heartbroken when the fledging ultimately flew off.
Pete: OOH, YOU’RE MY NEST FRIEND (1)
BBC: THANK HEAVEN FOLLICLE BIRDS (2)
March 30: Drinkers received a shock when a herd of deer stampeded by way of an Irish pub in Wisconsin, with one leaping by way of the window.
Pete: DOE A DEER, A REAL ALE BEER (1)
BBC: GET THE DEERS IN (3)
March 31: Disney-mad Liz Gramlich, of Philadelphia, has revealed that she helps pay for normal journeys to Disney World, in Florida, by donating blood.
Pete: LET IT FLOW! (1)
BBC: 101 DONATIONS (5)
April 1: Among the many uncommon objects recovered by volunteers clearing up the seashore at New Jersey was a false eye.
Pete: OH, EYE DO LIKE TO BE BESIDE THE SEASIDE (1)
BBC: BLINK OR SWIM (6)
WEEK 14
April 4: Cocker spaniel Leo is displaying Wimbledon stars how its carried out together with his unimaginable ‘hidden expertise’ for enjoying tennis towards his proprietor, Emily Anderson, 31, from Aberdeen, Scotland.
Pete: RRRRRRUFFA NADAL (1)
BBC: GAME, SET AND FETCH (0)
April 5: Leicestershire plumber Kev Crane, who landed a document deal after he was overheard singing alongside to the radio whereas becoming a music producer’s toilet, has offered the rights for his story to be become a Hollywood film, presumably starring Jude Legislation.
Pete: LEAKING…ON THAT MIDNIGHT DRAIN TO GEORGIA (2)
BBC: I’M ON THE TAP OF THE WORLD, LOOKING DOWN ON THE BASIN (2)
April 6: Rush-hour motorists needed to be diverted after a lorry triggered site visitors chaos in Derbyshire by spilling a load of various biscuits on a primary street in Sandiacre.
Pete: TRAFFIC JAMMY DODGERS (2)
BBC: YOU ARE MY DIGESTIVE-NY (BY LIONEL RICH TEA) (2)
April 7: A 600kg bullock fell right into a swimming pool at a home in Devon after escaping from a farm and paddled round for six hours earlier than being winched out by firefighters.
Pete: BEEF DRIPPING (3)
BBC: DUNKIN’ GOODMOO (2)
April 8: Animal-lover Kelly Anderson, from Texas, has spent $25,000 on cloning her useless cat, Chai, as a result of it was her soulmate. She now has a brand new cat with the identical DNA, known as Belle.
Pete: CHAI CAN’T LIVE IF LIVING IS MIOAW’T YOU (3)
BBC: DEJA MEW (6)
WEEK 15
April 11: A video displaying a horse travelling on a busy passenger prepare in India has gone viral.
Pete: PONY EXPRESS (2)
BBC: TRAVELLER ON THE HOOF (0)
April 12: Denmark has been celebrating”Dancing Cow Day” for the primary time because the pandemic. The custom marks the nation’s 200,000 natural cows being free of their winter barns to graze within the fields they usually get so excited they “dance for pleasure”.
Pete: STEAK, STEAK, STEAK – STEAK YOUR BOOTY (2)
BBC: I LIKE THE WAY YOU MOOOOOOVE (2)
April 13: Robbie, the budgie, who lives at a Barnard Fortress care dwelling with proprietor Gill Storey, 85, has made the headlines as a result of he likes to sing alongside to music – particularly Sir Tom Jones.
Pete: PECKS BOMB, PECKS BOMB, YOU’RE A PECKS BOMB (2)
BBC: FLY, FLY, FLY, DELILAH (4)
April 14: The bomb squad needed to be known as to a chip manufacturing unit in New Zealand after a muddy potato that rolled off the manufacturing line turned out to be a grenade. The alert was sounded by eagle-eyed night-shift employee Richard Teurukura.
Pete: BANGERS AND MASH (2)
BBC: BOMB DE TERRE (5)
WEEK 16
April 19: Diana Chabrier popped to a grocery retailer in North Carolina as a result of she had a longing for a pie however they had been offered out so she purchased a lottery ticket and received $100,000.
Pete: PIE SHOULD BE SO LUCKY – LUCKY, LUCKY, LUCKY (2)
BBC: MORE THAN A FILLING (0)
April 20: A scuba-diving Easter bunny has been taking the plunge within the ocean off Florida to depart eggs on the sea-bed to advertise conservation.
Pete: ALL I NEED IS THE HARE THAT I BREATHE (2)
BBC: GRETA THUMPERBERG (1)
April 21: Plans have been given the go-ahead to show the disused St Peter Parmentergate Church, in Norwich, into an indoor skatepark.
Pete: HOW SKATE THOU ART (4)
BBC: HOLY ROLLERS (3)
April 22: Police within the Phillipines have offered a fugitive with a cake in jail after they found he’d been arrested on his forty fifth birthday. Allan Barrientos delos Angeles has been on the run because the Nineties when he’s suspected of committing a sequence of crimes.
Pete: FOR HE’S A JOLLY GOOD FELON (6)
BBC: CON-GRATULATIONS AND CELL-EBRATIONS (5)
WEEK 17
April 25: Whitby Abbey is to be the setting for a world document try for the most important gathering of individuals dressed as vampires. English Heritage is interesting for 1,897 vampires to show up at thirteenth century Gothic abbey on Could 26 to have fun the one hundred and twenty fifth anniversary of Bram Stoker’s traditional novel being printed.
Pete: COME ON, COME ON, LET’S STAKE TOGETHER (2)
BBC: BACK OF THE NECK (1)
April 26: A girl has married her cat to keep away from landlords forcing her to surrender her beloved pet. Deborah Hodge tied the knot with India in a authorized ceremony in Sidcup to point out future landlords that they may not be separated. “I am unable to reside with out India,” she mentioned.
Pete: CAN’T LIVE IF LIVING IS MEOWT YOU (2)
BBC: CATRIMONY (4)
April 27: A person is recovering after swallowing a drill-bit throughout a go to to the dentist in Illinois. Tom Joszi, 60, wanted surgical procedure to take away the drill-bit, which he is been given as a memento.
Pete: THE BITTEREST DRILL IS HARD TO SWALLOW (2)
BBC: CAVITY – WHEN THE DRILL HAS GONE AND YOU CAN’T GO ON (6)
April 28: A Georgia girl who has labored on the similar restaurant for over 20 years has been honoured for grilling her one-millionth steak. Gayle Dudley has been offered with $5,000 and a gold chef coat.
Pete: SHE’S A GRILLER – QUEEN! (4)
BBC: RIB-EYE WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU (6)
April 29: Nirmal Chohan, 27, stunned his girlfriend Vidya Patel, 26, by getting down on one knee in the course of Euston railway station and asking her to marry him, whereas the proposal additionally popped up on the departure board.
Pete: TIL DEATH US DEPART (4)
BBC: TICKET TO BRIDE (8)
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